NOW THAT MR. BLACK PENIS HAS YOUR ATTENTION, READ THE FOLLOWING!
ASSHOLE CONSULTING IS CLOSED FOR THE MONTH OF JUNE.
IF YOU DESPERATELY NEED A REQUEST, IT IS $500 MINIMUM.
ASSHOLE CONSULTING WILL RE-OPEN JULY 1ST
I respond to ALL e-mails. If I don’t it is because the form below is either on the fritz or your/my e-mail may be in the SPAM folder, SO CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER! If I do NOT get back to you within 5 days, contact me using my alternative e-mail which is located below the form.
ALSO NOTE THE CONTACT FORM BELOW IS ONLY FOR CONSULTING REQUESTS! DO NOT BE A FUCKING DIPSHIT AND SEND ME “LINKS” TO ARTICLES OR “FYI’S” OR ANY OTHER BULLSHIT! AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE MAKE IT CLEAR WHAT YOUR FUCKING REQUEST IS!
Should the contact form above not be working use this alternative e-mail: CAPTcapitalism@yahoo.com
THIS IS VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT – DO NOT USE THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS IF THE FORM ABOVE IS WORKING. I WILL TELL YOU TO RESEND USING THE FORM ABOVE AND CHARGE YOU AN EXTRA $20 “STUPID TAX.”